MOVIE SHOWING "IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU" on MONDAY, JANUARY 12th, at the CLAYOQUOT SOUND THEATRE in TOFINO! DOORS OPEN 6:45, SHOW STARTS AT 7:30. CASH, CARD, DEBIT ACCEPTED!

 



IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU 

(2025, Comedy, US, 114’, 14A)

Written & Directed by Mary Bronstein

Everything is under control…

A woman on the verge of a breakdown must cope with her daughter's illness, an absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. 

Stars Rose Byrne ("Get Him to the Greek" "Bridesmaids" "Neighbors") and Conan O'Brien.

"Rose Byrne is phenomenal." (Dustin Rowles, Film)

"Mary Bronstein’s 'If I Had Legs I’d Kick You' is about the unraveling, the unbecoming of Linda, a wry, worn-down mother and therapist played magnificently and unflinchingly by Rose Byrne." (rogerebert.com)

Ms Byrne has collected 15 Best Actress awards for the film so far, including the Golden Globe last weekend!

This showing is licensed by Audio-Cine Films, Inc.


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THANK YOU!!


Warren's Amazing Organic Concession 

will be open from 6:45 - 7:30. 

DON'T MISS OUT! GET THERE EARLY!

No outside food or drink is permitted in the theatre. 
But your water bottle is fine!

General Admission: $12
Seniors 65+: $10
12 & under: $8
Book of 5 tix: $50


STILL TO COME IN JANUARY:


...AND BEING CONSIDERED FOR FEBRUARY:

FEB 2: WICKED: FOR GOOD
FEB 9: RENTAL FAMILY
FEB 16: FAMILY DAY -- NO FILM
FEB 23: ???